Dec 30, 2007

I'm seeing a trend...


Skinny Girl Owned By Desert Eagle - Watch more free videos

Somehow I keep making posts about girls with guns, my I need a psychiatrist. Check this video out, girl does something very stupid with a Desert Eagle.

Skinny Girl Owned By Desert Eagle�Video

Has to be my fav pic for a while



The link has the rest, people playing with record pictures, it's funny.

Yadogg � Vinyl Sleeve Heads

Sacha Baron Cohen Cast as Abbie Hoffman

Well, I hate to say it, but whatever the hell Jim Carrey is doing, he's losing ground to Sacha Baron Cohen. Oh, he's got four movies slated for 2008 that's where he's at. Thank God. Anyways, the skinny is that Spielberg is doing a film about the Chicago Seven (a political group from the 60's, go read a book, or wiki it). It'll be a while, considering Spielberg's got 4 movies to get through before he does this one. Lastly, I don't think Borat is dead. Cohen said he's not doing the it any more. Well, Here's what I think: Either the film company said, "You've almost cost us our sweet, delicious profit from all the lawsuits, Borat is dead." or He's priming us for the post-Bruno attack of our favorite Kazak son. Only time will tell.

Sacha Baron Cohen Cast in Steven Spielberg’s The Trial of the Chicago Seven | /Film

Dec 29, 2007

I can't seem to control myself.

(4:35:45 PM) Liz: :(
(4:35:58 PM) Liz: she said she would figure it out
(4:37:18 PM) BudhaCronX: I SHIT ON THE MOON WITH GREAT FORCE AND ANGER!
(4:37:24 PM) Liz: nice

hurry christmas, hurry fast



A Softer World: 268

Dec 24, 2007

Best Bass Ever?



Guitar Made Easy � Most Hilarious Guitar Design Ever

Joe Francis: 'Baby, give me a kiss' - Los Angeles Times

Joe Francis, the founder of the 'Girls Gone Wild' empire, is humiliating me. He has my face pressed against the hood of a car, my arms twisted hard behind my back. He's pushing himself against me, shouting: 'This is what they did to me in Panama City!'


That's just the opener. A gripping tale of the man who peddles the idea of Spring Break for a living.

Joe Francis: 'Baby, give me a kiss' - Los Angeles Times

Dec 16, 2007

Just Freakin' Awesome Videos

It's Sunday morning and I just want to listen to face melting, good, rock music. I don't know why. Henry Rollins says sometimes he just has to put on a cape and put "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath. Maybe it's one of those days. Speaking of Henry:





Why not check in on Korn? It's cool to hate them nowadays. (I don't, however.)



I woke up yesterday singing this song. No, I'm no joking.



Motorhead? At 8am? I used to have my alarm clock play "Ace of Spades" to wake me up. I kinda miss that.



This is what my alarm clock plays now. The CD is labeled "Wake the Fuck up and Fight for your Freedom!" I'm not joking.



Looked for Black Sabbath and came across this oddity:



I think it's from "TV Funhouse". Here's some real Black Sabbath:



I love me some Alice Cooper! This is my favorite Coop song.



While we're at it, let's watch Alice whore as only he can, which makes it uber cool.





And uh, there's this oddity. Who's that black haired housewife singing with Marilyn Manson?



Metal is really just about having fun, right? You've gotta get exposed to "Bad News" sometime. Might as well be now. Yes, it is 3/5 of The Young Ones. Or 3/4. Depending on if you count Alexei Sayle or not. I would.



And why not close with the video that scared me so much as a kid:

SBEMAIL185

This is the blood of slain warrior-mammoths

Lappy 486

Dec 9, 2007

Diorama - NEW STRONGBAD

Jimmy Carter was killed by a robot.

Lappy 486

Dec 8, 2007

Baroque Wars



I love star wars. I also love Star Wars Mash-ups. This is Baroque Wars. I only wish the guy who did the Steampunk Wars would do more than 3 pictures, asshat.

baroquewars

Dec 1, 2007

FACEPAINT CONNECTION

Insane 80's wrestling is the best.

Lappy 486

Bill O'Reilly interviews ALF



Alf actually comes off as too good for Bill O'Reilly. I think by default that means Alf wins.

YouTube - Bill O'Reilly interviews ALF

2 Girls, 1 Cup, 1 Grandma



I generally try to stray away from content that you probably have seen other places. But, Captain, I cannot deny they comedy here. If you've already seen "2 girls, 1 cup" The cinematic masterwork of our times, then please, view this grandmother viewing the work.

2 Girls, 1 Cup, 1 Grandma, 1 Reaction - CollegeHumor video

Nov 30, 2007

Hair-Eating Woman Gets 10-Pound Hairball



Doctors recently took a 10-pound hairball from an 18-year-old woman after she came to them with pain and a 40-pound weight loss. The New England Journal of Medicine said the woman had been suffering with pain in her abdomen for about five months. Doctors found a mass there, and when they used a small camera, found that the hairball was taking up nearly her entire stomach. The patient said that she has a habit of eating her own hair, a condition called trichophagia. Doctors tried to use small incisions to remove the mass, but then had to go to traditional surgery to make sure the entire hairball was removed. The journal's report said the girl left the hospital after five days and was asked to follow up with a psychiatrist. Within a year, she had regained about half of the weight she lost and said she had stopped eating her hair.


Hair-Eating Woman Gets 10-Pound Hairball - Health News Story - WRC | Washington

DRUNK MOOSE



"He just has this goofy look on his face," said Rick Sinnott, a Fish and Game biologist who came to check on him and guessed he'd probably eaten too many crab apples from an old tree in Bernie's yard. "He's either drunk or in gastric distress."

EMPHASIS ON THE DRUNK MOOSE ON DA LOOSE!

adn.com | moose : Tipsy moose beginning to look a lot like Christmas

These marshmallow ghosties don't have time for your ennui.



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Princess Bean



This was too horrific not to share.

Worth1000.com | Photoshop Contests | Are you Worthy™ | hidden

Nov 25, 2007

Mr. T on 80's Fashion



This is what happens when you have the entertainment industry fueled by cocaine.

"She's a living United Nation." WTF, MR. T?

YouTube - Mr. T on 80's Fashion

Word To Your Preparedness!



WTY Preparedness |

Southern Girl + Gun + Gas = Good Video


Girl With A Real Big Gun - Funny bloopers R us

AH-ha! The South! To paraphrase Orson Welles. Just like Henry Rollins says, "There's just something about a girl who knows how to lock and load." Which reminds me I should dig up that link to the "girls of the Israeli army" website. Hold on... Here it is!



Oy gevalt!!

Girl With A Real Big Gun Video

Bizarre Japanese Potato Chip Commercial



That dog suit hurts my brain.

Bizarre Japanese Potato Chip Commercial : Japan Probe

The Little Girl Giant



I have seen the end of the world, it started with a little girl.

YouTube - The Little Girl Giant

Nov 17, 2007

New Podcasts to Watch

Due to the Maximum coolness of Steve Middleton I have continued my search for shows currently doing good-old "sit down interview". I now have two wonderful offerings for you. Fire up your itunes, or juice, or whatever it is you use to catch podcasts, I've got three links for you.

The Sound of Young America
The show so good, Public Radio International picked it up about 3 months ago. Jesse Thorn did this stuff, pretty much out of his basement, Interviewing awesome people. And that's the point of the show, interviewing Awesome people. It's truly wonderful. Some recent Guests include: The Upright Citizen's Brigade, Ira Glass, Dan Deacon, Patton Oswalt, and They Might Be Giants. Depending on how much of a hipster you are, some names will mean more than others. This show is great, it's an audio broadcast, just wonderful.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/tsoya

The Smodcast
If you're a Kevin Smith Fan, hop on this shit, now. Kevin Smith and his Producer Scott Mosier Sit down and simply bullshit for an hour. Sometimes there's guests with Kevin like Jason Mewes or Kevin's wife, but it's always funny and good. If you don't like Kevin, then you won't care.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/smodcast

Tom Green Live
That's right, if you didn't know, Tom Green has been producing a full hour long VIDEO program. Interviewing some of the coolest people around right now. Some recent guests include: Judah Friedlander, Bob Saget, Tim and Eric, and Gene Simmons. But that's just a start, believe me. The show is fun, and get in on this early, it's going into syndication in January.
http://www.tomgreen.com/podcast/tgl.rss

Nov 16, 2007

Word To Your...



Found this new website, makes me happy.

WTY Makeover |

Seth Rogen & Elizabeth Banks in Kevin Smith’s Zack & Miri Make A Porno!

AT LAST! We know the leads for "Zack & Miri Make a Porno"! Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. Yay! Now make the damn thing!

Seth Rogen & Elizabeth Banks in Kevin Smith’s Zack & Miri Make A Porno | /Film

McG Set to Direct Terminator Salvation

It's official, it'll be garbage, just like anything else McG does. This is one Terminator film too many.

McG Set to Direct Terminator Salvation - ComingSoon.net

Math sux



The Perry Bible Fellowship

Nov 15, 2007

My brain just exploded.

"Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body. If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income."


SWEET MOTHER OF GOD.



Complete story here.

"It took us over a year to rescue her, because every time we went in with forest police and local officers we would be overpowered by the villagers, who simply would not give her up. They would threaten us with guns and knives with poison on them. In the end it took 35 policemen armed with AK-47s and other weaponry going in there and demanding that they hand over Pony. It was filmed by a local television crew and in the background of the film when we are unchaining Pony you can hear the madam crying hysterically, screaming, “They are taking my baby, you can’t do this!” There is no law enforcement in Indonesia so these people didn’t face any sentence or anything for what they had done."


Warren Ellis � This Happened On Your Planet

Matt Frewer is Moloch the Mystic in Watchmen!

Better known as Max Headroom (lesser known as "Doctor, Doctor" to fans of failed Fox TV shows) will play Moloch the Mystic in Watchmen. The film already has a great cast, so this is just icing on the cake.

Max Headroom Joins Watchmen - Superhero Hype!

Nov 13, 2007

More Mario Art



Art: Lovely Mario Painting

Nov 12, 2007

How con sombody explain how I feel so perfectly?



Best Orange Box review EVER.

The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: The Orange Box

Nov 11, 2007

This is why Turkey Vultres are Assholes



birds are gross - rosemary mosco

Don't Piss Off Los Locos



"Los locos kick your ass... Los locos kick your face... Los locos kick your balls into outer space!" God, why isn't there a "short circuit 3"? I've been looking for this clip forever!
Ask and ye shall receive. From the Wikipedia article: "There was a script for a possible third movie written in 1989 and rewritten in 1990, but it was found unsatisfactory by the producers, and the project was subsequently scrapped in early pre-production." I demand a Los Locos movie NOW!

YouTube - Short Circuit II - Los Locos

Rare Python Bits!

I wish to offer to you a selection of rarely seen Monty Python clips. Below you can find the videos along with my descriptions. I know I keep saying my next video post is going to be about why you should love England, well, what better play to start than the Pythons?

Graham Chapman's funeral


John Cleese offers a eulogy at Graham Chapman's funeral. Simply amazing and Eric Idle sings "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life".

Monty Python on Public TV in 1975


The first Public Television station to show Python has them on during a pledge drive. General silliness follows. WARNING: This video does contain The Sound of Young America's Jesse Thorn's GIANT HEAD. You have been warned.

"I Wouldn't Watch This Commercial" - John Cleese Compaq Ad

Not technically a python bit, it's a derivative and it's funny so shut up and watch the damn thing already.

Four Yorkshiremen

An skit originally written for "At Last the 1948 Show" which Cleese and Chapman both worked for. It was preformed with on the show with Marty Feldman! View that here. When the Pythons did a traveling tour it eventually got filmed as part of the "Live at the Hollywood Bowl" film. It's one of my favorites. For comparison here is Eddie Izzard, Harry Enfield, Alan Rickman, and Vic Reeves preforming the skit in tribute for amnesty international: here. What amazinges me most is it has it's own wikipedia entry: here.

Every Sperm is Sacred

This isn't exactly "rare", but It shocks me that people haven't really watched everything they can get their hands on. This is the zenith of Monty Python songs and it's from the early parts of "The Meaning of Life". Like all good things Pythonic, even this has it's on Wikipedia entry: here.

Salas Days

I wanted to close this with my favorite sketch. It says everything there is to say about Monty Python. I also learned in researching this that "Salad Days" is a term referring to one's youthful, carefree days. More info at Wikipedia: here.

Calvin Melts Minds



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Nov 10, 2007

What is the Monkeysphere?



The Monkeysphere is the group of people who each of us, using our monkeyish brains, are able to conceptualize as people. If the monkey scientists are monkey right, it's physically impossible for this to be a number much larger than 150.


This is an AMAZING article that breaks down why people just don't give a shit any more. It's very funny and smart, well worth the read. Go, do it, now.

On a side note, when did Cracked become a blog?

What is the Monkeysphere? | Cracked.com

Aliens Legos! YAY!



Brickshelf Gallery

Nov 9, 2007

OH GRANDMA!

(6:34:57 PM) wittendebbie: well drinkg is oky doky ya know
(6:35:30 PM) budhacronx: lol, I know, but that's the old joke about how the radio announcers got their deep voices, smoking, drinking, and drinking coffee
(6:37:18 PM) budhacronx: if you make the trip to morehead again this time, I can bring you to the radio sation
(6:37:28 PM) budhacronx: it's state of the art, really and truely, it's worth the time
(6:37:28 PM) wittendebbie: you who said the last but i agree with with deb .adrink now and again is worth the wait
(6:37:58 PM) budhacronx: I'M NOT A DRUNK GRANDMA

Oh Florida!



Check out what stupid Florida parents have let their kids swallow here. No, I'm not going to explain how the image is related either you know or you don't.

FARK.com: (3193267) Strange items Floridians have swallowed (with X-ray pic goodness)

Borat on the Election



While out promoting Borat: Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan and made this comment about the election:

"“I cannot believe that it possible a woman can become Premier of US and A - in Kazakhstan, we say that to give a woman power, is like to give a monkey a gun - very dangerous. We do not give monkeys guns any more in Kazakhstan ever since the Astana Zoo massacre of 2003 when Torkin the orang-utan shoot 17 schoolchildrens. I personal would like the basketball player, Barak Obamas to be Premier.”"


Borat Supports “Barak Obamas to be Premier” | /Film

For your Consideration...



John C. Reilly stars in a faux bio-pic about a rock star trying to regain his fame. How could it be that this actor best known for murdering people with his amazing acting is now my new hero Dr. Steve Brule?



Walk Hard Oscar Advertisment | /Film

"Reno 911!" at writer's strike



/Film | Blogging the Reel World

0110010101100



Wondermark by David Malki ! - An Illustrated Jocularity.

This Bike is a Pipe Bomb



Nothing Nice to Say - the world's FIRST online punk comic

The Perry Bible Fellowship

The Perry Bible Fellowship

Nov 6, 2007

A commontary on my Lifestyle

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Nov 4, 2007

Halloween 07

Home Starrunner and gang's Halloween special!

Buy a
bag, go home in a box!

Drew Carey Rocks Faces

“I think it’s clear by now that the federal government needs to reclassify marijuana. People who need it should be able to get it – safely and easily,”

Reason.tv is doing a series of videos with Drew on the subject, check it out.

reason.tv - Videos > Medical Marijuana

First Terminator Photo From "The Sarah Connor Chronicles"



First Terminator Photo From The Sarah Connor Chronicles - ComingSoon.net

HELLBOY II concept art

I loves me some Hellboy. So get on over to the Hellboy website and check out the concept art, it's all pretty freakin' awesome.

HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY - Official Production Site - In Theaters July 11, 2008

Oct 28, 2007

Fred Willard is The CEO of Buy-n-Large

Fresh Wall-E news! Fred Willard is the live action element of the film. Which is awesome, considering Fred Willard is like the coolest person on earth. Don't believe me?



Fred Willard is The First Live Action Pixar Character | /Film

Oct 26, 2007

Eleven Days Awake

Neat article about a young man who stays awake for 246 hours. Lil long, but a good read.

Neatorama � Blog Archive � Eleven Days Awake

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The Love Guru



Yay! Mike Myers is back! Now make Sprockets!

First Look: The Love Guru | /Film

55 Must See Movies of 2008

Slash Film always rocks the house, so I will list my cullings from the list, read the article for more info.

Cloverfield
Fanboys
Be Kind Rewind
Synedoche, New York
Harold & Kumar 2
Iron Man (I'm making it required viewing for my friends, you can't be my friend if you don't see this.)
Choke
The Lovely Bones
The Happening
The Incredible Hulk
Get Smart
The Love Guru
Wall-E
Valkyrie
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
The Dark Knight
Trailer Trash
Where the Wild Tings Are
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Box
Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt
Zack and Miri Make a Porno

So, 21 of the 55, see how I cut through the carp like a lightsaber of entertainment?

55 Must See Movies of 2008 | /Film

AVP-R's Predalien



OH LADY! How truly excellent!

New Photos of AVP-R's Predalien - Superhero Hype!

Oct 21, 2007

Bussiness Trips

Ah, Ice Cold Business Account Ones.

Lappy 486

FLCL



The whole booger in one two hour jaunt. Watch while you can, dear readers.

Full_FLCL.wmv

Oct 14, 2007

Live Action Star Wars Update

The upcoming Live action Star Wars TV series (not to be confused with the upcoming Animated series) is getting ready to go into it's writing phase. It's pretty much non-news about it, but production is moving along and I had been curious where things were at for a while.

Live Action Star Wars Update - ComingSoon.net

Strong Bad 181

Wow, pretty good one. Don't forget to click on "COMIC!" at the end, you mind will get BLOWN.

Lappy 486

Oct 7, 2007

Double Up Strong Bad

New Strong Bad and I missed a strong bad.

Denny's Menu

Sep 23, 2007

Collections | Auschwitz through the lens of the SS: Photos of Nazi leadership at the camp



I've always been curious about everyday German WWII life. Doesn't everybody wonder how the other half lives? It seems to be a curious loophole in the understanding of the war, or any war really, not every german or even SS officer has to be the monster they were painted out to be by history. Very simply, a peek into an overlooked part of history.

Collections | Auschwitz through the lens of the SS: Photos of Nazi leadership at the camp

Family Guy Star Wars Special Sneek Peek



If don't mind mindless idiots laughing in the background, it's pretty decent. A whole 10 mins from the hour long episode.

YouTube - Family Guy Star Wars Special Sneek Peek

Zodiac Director's Cut on track

OH LADY. Zodiac is the king of all serial killer movies. Well, the ones about real serial killers anyways. Where all the others failed, David Fincher succeeded. Now rumor has it that the new cut will be 25 mins longer stretching it to a full 3 hours of somehow being gloriously suspenseful. Yes, a 3 hour movie that is suspenseful, I don't know how it was done, either.

Zodiac Director’s Cut is 25 Minutes Longer? | /Film

Quentin Tarantino keeps talking about making a porn movie

“… a cool sex movie that would take place in Stockholm, with a couple of Americans visiting a couple of Swedish friends… just going out drinking, having a good time, hooking up. If I actually do an erotic movie, I’m going to have to reveal what I find sexy, what turns me on… It’s got to be kind of kinky, because that’s what’s cinematic, that’s what’s fun. Everything else is just - shagging.”

I love Tarantino movies. I have to agree with everybody out there: Tarantino: make another Tarantino movie! However, It would be fun to have some people's minds blown, I think he's trying to find something to make a bigger mark with than with his first three movies. They're awesome, but they are all of the same stripe, a damn good stripe, mind you, but I think he's terrified of boring the audience.

Quentin Tarantino’s Porno Movie? | /Film:

Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem Poster



Movie Posters: Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, One Missed Call, Fred Claus | /Film

Sep 22, 2007

Sep 16, 2007

Fresh StrongBad

Wanna sign this petition, bromide?

Lappy 486

Richard Belzer - Tv Dynomo

You might know him form his involvement in early SNL. You might know him from rare standup appearances. You most likely know him from Law & Order and Homicide. Richard Belzer loves conspiracy almost as much as yours truly and because the man introduced Andy Kaufman before he did the mighty mouse bit, here's two clips of some truely interesting Rihard Belzer TV.



(The head busting, law suit inducing goodness happens about 6 mins in.)



Also, I've Read his book: "UFOs, JFK, and Elvis: Conspiracies You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Believe" and even though though I consider his summation of the JFK cover-up to be "Big Oil" he's still got a good head on his shoulders. I also have to include this quote: "During the Friar's Club Roast (Comedy Central, Sunday December 1, 2002) of Chevy Chase, Belzer said, "The only time Chevy Chase has a funny bone in his body is when I fuck him in the ass.""

Richard Belzer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Sep 15, 2007

AT LONG LAST!



I found the fuller version of the Gieco Caveman song! There is an mp3 of it here.



YouTube - Royksopp - Remind Me (Geico Version)

Sep 14, 2007

Gotta get right with the Lord

Well, after that Danzig post, I feel like I need to get right with the Lord. So, here's a Christian music video to make things right.

Glenn Danzig: A Man of Many Faces

Alright, I know my next video heavy post would be over British TV. I came across a cool clip of Glen Danzig and one thing lead to another, and well. This post happened. So sue me. First, Danzig likes to read:



I want that "anthropology of evil" book, sounds awesome. Danzig was on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Here's proof:



I'm sorry, there's nothing else of that episode on you tube. Next, Danzig likes to lead an active life style:



Danzig like Wolverine, so do I!



He was offered the role of Wolverine and turned it down. I think he made the right decision. He is way too intense, his wolverine would have just killed everybody and hid in the mansion. Which is cool, but makes for a very short movie. Proof that Danzig could have cut it as Wolverine?



Jeet Kun Do: Deadly. Danzig: Deadly. Danzig doing Jeet Kun Do: Reason to buy a bomb shelter. Sadly, the bomb shelter couldn't withstand the nuclear power of one blow from Danzig. Alright, let's blow a few music videos and get this over with:





Two of my favoright non-"mother" Danzig songs. I also like that "Black Aria" stuff, but sadly, I lost it a long time ago. I need to download that again. There ya go. a whole Danzig post with no references to mother. Whoops!

My other favoright Homosexual: John Waters



YouTube - John Waters Interview Letterman 1986

Alan Ball: My favoright Homosexual

While I'm waiting for Alan to pump out that Vampire show for HBO (that's still on the horizon, right? Please?) The "American Beauty" writer and "Six Feet Under" creator has a new movie called "Nothing Is Private". It's a comedy about pedophilia and racial discrimination. I hope I get around in Hollywood one day enough to meet him. SlashFilm is reporting it be very Six Feet in tone. They give it a 7.5 out or 10, so I'm stoked.

TIFF Movie Review: Alan Ball’s Nothing is Private | /Film:

Terry Zwigoff to direct "The $40,000 Man"

Comedy, Million dollar man, only with 40,000 dollars. Directed and written by Terry Zwigoff and Daniel Clowes the hardcore team who brought you Art School Confidential and Ghost World. Zwigoff also brought us Bad Santa, the only Christmas movie I like watching at Christmas.

Terry Zwigoff Helming The $40,000 Man - ComingSoon.net:

Punk Rock Girl



We went to the Phillie Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well no
We only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table
And shouted "anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song
On the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'"
So we started screamin'
"On such a winter's day"

Punk Rock Girl - Dead Milkmen

Am I the only person that still listens to this stuff?

Nothing Nice to Say - the world's FIRST online punk comic

famous last words?



A Softer World: 251

Sep 9, 2007

Orginal

Deesh Warsh

Lappy 486

Sep 7, 2007

Anti-Pope



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Mattel's "Vibrating" Harry Potter broomstick big hit among girls. Mattel pulls toy off the shelves | Charchaa



Mattel's "Vibrating" Harry Potter broomstick big hit among girls. Mattel pulls toy off the shelves | Charchaa

Nothing Nice to Say - the world's FIRST online punk comic


Nothing Nice to Say - the world's FIRST online punk comic

Rodriguez to direct Preacher Pilot?

If you haven't read Preacher please stand up, punch yourself really hard and then run to the nearest comic book shop. They'll have it. Yes, I'm sure. I don't care if they're an hour away. Yes, I'll be here when you get back.

.......

Back? Did you like it? Oh, good. Now, you remember that guy who made "Sin City" and "Desperado"? He's possibly making the pilot for HBO. I know! Isn't that rad? Yes, I just said rad. No, I don't think it's dated. You just found out about a 6 year old comic book, who's dated? Don't get pissed, just be happy that it's getting made into an HBO series, because it's a perfect fit. If it has been a movie, tons of shit would have gotten cut like Arseface. What movie company is gonna put over 6 million into that? No, sit and wait, because HBO is gonna get good again real soon what with Preacher hitting soon and hopefully Alan Ball making that vampire show soon. I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHO ALAN BALL IS. GO USE IMDB LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I'M NOT A DAMN SEARCH ENGINE. Go, read the next post.

Rumor: Robert Rodriguez to direct Preacher Pilot? | /Film

Church Goer



A Softer World: 250

Miggs



The Perry Bible Fellowship

Sep 4, 2007

Tv's not edgy anymore.

Tv has no balls. NO BALLS. As a result I though some of you might want to know where to seek out the gold nuggets of entertainment. You tube clips are afoot. First off old stuff:

Andy Kaufman

This is from the "Andy wrestles women" Phase post-Taxi years. The thought that you could watch a show and not know what's going to happen. The last time something like this happened in modern history Bobcat Goldthwait had to do community service. (He set fire to Jay Leno's Guest Chair. Coffee was poured on the burn and Bobcat was forced to sit in it.) It's also important to notice, this happened on David Letterman, who now wouldn't have the balls to allow half of this on his set. (see: Crispin Glover)

Tom Snider

Last of the great talkers, I started watching him when I was a kid. Sadly, it was like the last year he was on. At least I had that.

Howard Stern

Being interviewed by Tom Snyder. I feel like this is the best case one can make that Howard isn't just a garbage mouth like the media paints him, sure he's that, but he's also a very savvy broadcaster. It's worth the watch, he manages to get Tom to walk off his own show.

Gong Show

God Damnit I miss the 70's.

Morton Downey Jr.

While I didn't always agree with the man, It's amazing what he did with a nothing show with a nothing budget. Even though it was conservatism during the 80's it's still fun. He was a proto Jerry Springer, and his unfortunate cancellation gave us Rush Limbaugh. Remember: The show you cancel maybe the show you wish you had. Also, he hit Stuttering John with a chair and punched him.

Geraldo

OH GERALDO. The much hated and joked about mustached host of the late 80's was edgy to say the least. leading up the Jerry Springer hay day of the 90's Geroldo played it cool with Alien sex stories, racists, and Satanism.

You'll notice most of this new stuff is from comedy. It's my personal feeling that because Comedy is at it's best when it's edgy, and everything else on TV is so watered down this is where the good stuff is. I present - New Stuff:

South Park

Need I say more than "Scientology episode" to point out how South Park can stay relevant? Using technology to literally finish the episode the day before you watch it, Matt and Trey can stay on top of things.

Tim & Eric Awesome Show: Good Job!

It's also cool to note that the clip features Will Forte, the only funniest member of Saturday Night Live right now. There's only Four right now, counting him. *sigh* Anyways Tim & Eric recall Monty Python and Later years of Kids in the Hall. There hasn't been unbridled insanity like this on TV since Upright Citizen's Brigade. PS: Bone-us Clip: UCB pranking Al Roker on Live TV.

Jon Stewart

While he's the host of the daily show this clip from crossfire clearly shows not only is he funny and genuine about his feelings that media is falling apart, somebody I want in my corner. (Warning: It runs a little long but it's worth it.)

Stephen Colbert

This is one of my favorite pieces Colbert ever put together. His show is great as well, but I do miss those Colbert nuggets, pure concentrated Stephen goodness.

Donny Deutsch

Here this is kinda a softball interview with Blue Man Group. Most of the stuff I could find was with business people and while I find that interesting, you won't. Donnie is the last of the sit down interviewers. More than a 5 min piece of introducing a person and then plugging their product.

Bill Maher

Beyond being a talented comedian, Bill Maher is an excellent talk show host. Like others on this list, I don't always agree with them, but somebody has gotta be balls out, asking questions making you think about issues. Bill's got a new movie coming out on religon, keep your eyes pealed.

Conan O'Brien

Had to end with something funny because a lot of this stuff ran a little heavy. Some people disagree but when Conan turns it on, he's a great interviewer, However, this clip doesn't reflect that. Do your own damn research, I WANT BABIES ON CINDER BLOCKS. That's the other thing about Conan, getting back to being edgy, he redefined late night. He brought it to the younger generation and as I watch him turn from the idea to the institution, I'm glad, because late night would have fallen apart without him.

Some thoughts: There's a new show on the horizon, well, on E!. It's called "Chelsea Lately" and while when I've watched the show I've wanted to die, It's evolving, the last time I watched it, it was less painful. She gets an actor, a comedian, and a commentator, or some sorta tri-fecta like that, and has discussion and she intends to get people on IN THEIR OFF TIME when they DON'T have anything to sell. I like the idea, but the show, because it's purely entertainment, it's intentionally fluff, makes me sad because: it will die. Somebody needs to steal this idea, mix it with some daily show and put it on a network where it will thrive like a NBC, like a VH1, something that has the right demographics and it would be BOMB.

This post was inspired by my ex-neighbor Mr. Middleton whom I'm thinking I should have spent more time talking to instead of working myself to death. Next time I'll be introducing you to British Television you didn't know you could be loving.

Sep 2, 2007

I C U/corpse bread/Fade To/those moon blues

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New corpse up over at An Exquisite Corpse. I did the 3rd section.

An Exquisite Corpse: I C U/corpse bread/Fade To/those moon blues

New Strong Bad

Hi, Gene!

Lappy 486

Waverly Films - The Hauntening



Being a professional asshole means I usually hate other people work. But, this is just too funny to commit hate against.

YouTube - The Hauntening

Mike Rowe discusses shitty jobs on The Tonight Show



I loves da dirty jobs, yo.

The Tonight Show: Mike Rowe Shitty Jobs

Largest Hand in the World

Big Hand

Poor fella, goto neat-o-rama for the full story.

Neatorama � Blog Archive � Largest Hand in the World

Worm inside your face



Remember: if you eat tainted Dog meat this could happen.

YouTube - Worm inside your face

Sep 1, 2007

4chan.org's answer to an age old question



THAT IS HOW IT'S DONE.

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Aug 31, 2007

NBC.com Streaming Conan Episodes - ComingSoon.net

Conan is now streamed on the NBC website, sweet.

NBC.com Streaming Conan Episodes - ComingSoon.net

Commitment



No comment.

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe:

Aug 27, 2007

Don't try this, just play with what ya got.

Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend: " Manfred Schuh was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Manfred, 26, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex. The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. 'She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling,' said police. Manfred, from Germany, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not 'perform well.'"

Schlitzie the Pinhead



Oh Schlitzie. You had such a sweet and funny way about you. Click the link below and become friends with the world's most famous pinhead.

The Human Marvels: Vindicating those once labeled as freaks.

Videos: Behind the Scenes of Wes Anderson’s The Darjeeling Limited | /Film

With the news of Owen Wilson attempting suicide just breaking, let's follow the link and take a look behind the scenes of The Darjeeling Limited, and think of happier times. Several videos after the link.

Videos: Behind the Scenes of Wes Anderson’s The Darjeeling Limited | /Film

Bat Boy: sick, but not viral.


indexed: Bat Boy: sick, but not viral.

xkcd: Interesting Life



xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe:

Poor Mule!



I just feel sorry for the little fella.

Dark Roasted Blend: Lords of the Logistics, part 5

Aug 26, 2007

Warning! God's Judgment Is Coming!



My only question is: is there anybody left?

Warning! God's Judgment Is Coming! - Weird Biz

new strong bad

SLOSHY!

Lappy 486

Mario Art



Some funny Mario and even Luigi art. You know you love it.

StopGeek � Amazing Mario Bros. Renditions.

The World's Ugliest Cars



Fun Article, lots of pictures. I always liked so called "ugly" cars.

The World's Ugliest Cars