Hair-Eating Woman Gets 10-Pound Hairball

Doctors recently took a 10-pound hairball from an 18-year-old woman after she came to them with pain and a 40-pound weight loss. The New England Journal of Medicine said the woman had been suffering with pain in her abdomen for about five months. Doctors found a mass there, and when they used a small camera, found that the hairball was taking up nearly her entire stomach. The patient said that she has a habit of eating her own hair, a condition called trichophagia. Doctors tried to use small incisions to remove the mass, but then had to go to traditional surgery to make sure the entire hairball was removed. The journal's report said the girl left the hospital after five days and was asked to follow up with a psychiatrist. Within a year, she had regained about half of the weight she lost and said she had stopped eating her hair.

Hair-Eating Woman Gets 10-Pound Hairball - Health News Story - WRC | Washington

DRUNK MOOSE

"He just has this goofy look on his face," said Rick Sinnott, a Fish and Game biologist who came to check on him and guessed he'd probably eaten too many crab apples from an old tree in Bernie's yard. "He's either drunk or in gastric distress."

EMPHASIS ON THE DRUNK MOOSE ON DA LOOSE!

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These marshmallow ghosties don't have time for your ennui.

A Softer World: 265

Princess Bean

This was too horrific not to share.

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Mr. T on 80's Fashion

This is what happens when you have the entertainment industry fueled by cocaine.

"She's a living United Nation." WTF, MR. T?

YouTube - Mr. T on 80's Fashion

Word To Your Preparedness!

WTY Preparedness |

Southern Girl + Gun + Gas = Good Video

Girl With A Real Big Gun - Funny bloopers R us

AH-ha! The South! To paraphrase Orson Welles. Just like Henry Rollins says, "There's just something about a girl who knows how to lock and load." Which reminds me I should dig up that link to the "girls of the Israeli army" website. Hold on... Here it is!



Oy gevalt!!

Girl With A Real Big Gun Video

Bizarre Japanese Potato Chip Commercial

That dog suit hurts my brain.

Bizarre Japanese Potato Chip Commercial : Japan Probe

The Little Girl Giant

I have seen the end of the world, it started with a little girl.

YouTube - The Little Girl Giant

New Podcasts to Watch

Due to the Maximum coolness of Steve Middleton I have continued my search for shows currently doing good-old "sit down interview". I now have two wonderful offerings for you. Fire up your itunes, or juice, or whatever it is you use to catch podcasts, I've got three links for you.

The Sound of Young America
The show so good, Public Radio International picked it up about 3 months ago. Jesse Thorn did this stuff, pretty much out of his basement, Interviewing awesome people. And that's the point of the show, interviewing Awesome people. It's truly wonderful. Some recent Guests include: The Upright Citizen's Brigade, Ira Glass, Dan Deacon, Patton Oswalt, and They Might Be Giants. Depending on how much of a hipster you are, some names will mean more than others. This show is great, it's an audio broadcast, just wonderful.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/tsoya

The Smodcast
If you're a Kevin Smith Fan, hop on this shit, now. Kevin Smith and his Producer Scott Mosier Sit down and simply bullshit for an hour. Sometimes there's guests with Kevin like Jason Mewes or Kevin's wife, but it's always funny and good. If you don't like Kevin, then you won't care.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/smodcast

Tom Green Live
That's right, if you didn't know, Tom Green has been producing a full hour long VIDEO program. Interviewing some of the coolest people around right now. Some recent guests include: Judah Friedlander, Bob Saget, Tim and Eric, and Gene Simmons. But that's just a start, believe me. The show is fun, and get in on this early, it's going into syndication in January.
http://www.tomgreen.com/podcast/tgl.rss

Word To Your...

Found this new website, makes me happy.

WTY Makeover |

Seth Rogen & Elizabeth Banks in Kevin Smith’s Zack & Miri Make A Porno!

AT LAST! We know the leads for "Zack & Miri Make a Porno"! Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. Yay! Now make the damn thing!

Seth Rogen & Elizabeth Banks in Kevin Smith’s Zack & Miri Make A Porno | /Film

McG Set to Direct Terminator Salvation

It's official, it'll be garbage, just like anything else McG does. This is one Terminator film too many.

McG Set to Direct Terminator Salvation - ComingSoon.net

Math sux

The Perry Bible Fellowship

My brain just exploded.

"Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body. If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income."

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD.



Complete story here.

"It took us over a year to rescue her, because every time we went in with forest police and local officers we would be overpowered by the villagers, who simply would not give her up. They would threaten us with guns and knives with poison on them. In the end it took 35 policemen armed with AK-47s and other weaponry going in there and demanding that they hand over Pony. It was filmed by a local television crew and in the background of the film when we are unchaining Pony you can hear the madam crying hysterically, screaming, “They are taking my baby, you can’t do this!” There is no law enforcement in Indonesia so these people didn’t face any sentence or anything for what they had done."

Warren Ellis � This Happened On Your Planet

Matt Frewer is Moloch the Mystic in Watchmen!

Better known as Max Headroom (lesser known as "Doctor, Doctor" to fans of failed Fox TV shows) will play Moloch the Mystic in Watchmen. The film already has a great cast, so this is just icing on the cake.

Max Headroom Joins Watchmen - Superhero Hype!

More Mario Art

Art: Lovely Mario Painting

How con sombody explain how I feel so perfectly?

Best Orange Box review EVER.

The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: The Orange Box

This is why Turkey Vultres are Assholes

birds are gross - rosemary mosco

Don't Piss Off Los Locos

"Los locos kick your ass... Los locos kick your face... Los locos kick your balls into outer space!" God, why isn't there a "short circuit 3"? I've been looking for this clip forever!
Ask and ye shall receive. From the Wikipedia article: "There was a script for a possible third movie written in 1989 and rewritten in 1990, but it was found unsatisfactory by the producers, and the project was subsequently scrapped in early pre-production." I demand a Los Locos movie NOW!

YouTube - Short Circuit II - Los Locos

Rare Python Bits!

I wish to offer to you a selection of rarely seen Monty Python clips. Below you can find the videos along with my descriptions. I know I keep saying my next video post is going to be about why you should love England, well, what better play to start than the Pythons?

Graham Chapman's funeral

John Cleese offers a eulogy at Graham Chapman's funeral. Simply amazing and Eric Idle sings "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life".

Monty Python on Public TV in 1975

The first Public Television station to show Python has them on during a pledge drive. General silliness follows. WARNING: This video does contain The Sound of Young America's Jesse Thorn's GIANT HEAD. You have been warned.

"I Wouldn't Watch This Commercial" - John Cleese Compaq Ad

Not technically a python bit, it's a derivative and it's funny so shut up and watch the damn thing already.

Four Yorkshiremen

An skit originally written for "At Last the 1948 Show" which Cleese and Chapman both worked for. It was preformed with on the show with Marty Feldman! View that here. When the Pythons did a traveling tour it eventually got filmed as part of the "Live at the Hollywood Bowl" film. It's one of my favorites. For comparison here is Eddie Izzard, Harry Enfield, Alan Rickman, and Vic Reeves preforming the skit in tribute for amnesty international: here. What amazinges me most is it has it's own wikipedia entry: here.

Every Sperm is Sacred

This isn't exactly "rare", but It shocks me that people haven't really watched everything they can get their hands on. This is the zenith of Monty Python songs and it's from the early parts of "The Meaning of Life". Like all good things Pythonic, even this has it's on Wikipedia entry: here.

Salas Days

I wanted to close this with my favorite sketch. It says everything there is to say about Monty Python. I also learned in researching this that "Salad Days" is a term referring to one's youthful, carefree days. More info at Wikipedia: here.

Calvin Melts Minds

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What is the Monkeysphere?

The Monkeysphere is the group of people who each of us, using our monkeyish brains, are able to conceptualize as people. If the monkey scientists are monkey right, it's physically impossible for this to be a number much larger than 150.

This is an AMAZING article that breaks down why people just don't give a shit any more. It's very funny and smart, well worth the read. Go, do it, now.

On a side note, when did Cracked become a blog?

What is the Monkeysphere? | Cracked.com

Aliens Legos! YAY!

Brickshelf Gallery

OH GRANDMA!

(6:34:57 PM) wittendebbie: well drinkg is oky doky ya know
(6:35:30 PM) budhacronx: lol, I know, but that's the old joke about how the radio announcers got their deep voices, smoking, drinking, and drinking coffee
(6:37:18 PM) budhacronx: if you make the trip to morehead again this time, I can bring you to the radio sation
(6:37:28 PM) budhacronx: it's state of the art, really and truely, it's worth the time
(6:37:28 PM) wittendebbie: you who said the last but i agree with with deb .adrink now and again is worth the wait
(6:37:58 PM) budhacronx: I'M NOT A DRUNK GRANDMA

Oh Florida!

Check out what stupid Florida parents have let their kids swallow here. No, I'm not going to explain how the image is related either you know or you don't.

FARK.com: (3193267) Strange items Floridians have swallowed (with X-ray pic goodness)

Borat on the Election

While out promoting Borat: Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan and made this comment about the election:

"“I cannot believe that it possible a woman can become Premier of US and A - in Kazakhstan, we say that to give a woman power, is like to give a monkey a gun - very dangerous. We do not give monkeys guns any more in Kazakhstan ever since the Astana Zoo massacre of 2003 when Torkin the orang-utan shoot 17 schoolchildrens. I personal would like the basketball player, Barak Obamas to be Premier.”"

Borat Supports “Barak Obamas to be Premier” | /Film

For your Consideration...

John C. Reilly stars in a faux bio-pic about a rock star trying to regain his fame. How could it be that this actor best known for murdering people with his amazing acting is now my new hero Dr. Steve Brule?



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"Reno 911!" at writer's strike

/Film | Blogging the Reel World

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Wondermark by David Malki ! - An Illustrated Jocularity.

This Bike is a Pipe Bomb

Nothing Nice to Say - the world's FIRST online punk comic

The Perry Bible Fellowship

The Perry Bible Fellowship

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Halloween 07

Home Starrunner and gang's Halloween special!

Buy a
bag, go home in a box!

Drew Carey Rocks Faces

“I think it’s clear by now that the federal government needs to reclassify marijuana. People who need it should be able to get it – safely and easily,”

Reason.tv is doing a series of videos with Drew on the subject, check it out.

reason.tv - Videos > Medical Marijuana

First Terminator Photo From "The Sarah Connor Chronicles"

First Terminator Photo From The Sarah Connor Chronicles - ComingSoon.net

HELLBOY II concept art

I loves me some Hellboy. So get on over to the Hellboy website and check out the concept art, it's all pretty freakin' awesome.

HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY - Official Production Site - In Theaters July 11, 2008