Nov 11, 2007

Don't Piss Off Los Locos



"Los locos kick your ass... Los locos kick your face... Los locos kick your balls into outer space!" God, why isn't there a "short circuit 3"? I've been looking for this clip forever!
Ask and ye shall receive. From the Wikipedia article: "There was a script for a possible third movie written in 1989 and rewritten in 1990, but it was found unsatisfactory by the producers, and the project was subsequently scrapped in early pre-production." I demand a Los Locos movie NOW!

YouTube - Short Circuit II - Los Locos

Rare Python Bits!

I wish to offer to you a selection of rarely seen Monty Python clips. Below you can find the videos along with my descriptions. I know I keep saying my next video post is going to be about why you should love England, well, what better play to start than the Pythons?

Graham Chapman's funeral


John Cleese offers a eulogy at Graham Chapman's funeral. Simply amazing and Eric Idle sings "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life".

Monty Python on Public TV in 1975


The first Public Television station to show Python has them on during a pledge drive. General silliness follows. WARNING: This video does contain The Sound of Young America's Jesse Thorn's GIANT HEAD. You have been warned.

"I Wouldn't Watch This Commercial" - John Cleese Compaq Ad

Not technically a python bit, it's a derivative and it's funny so shut up and watch the damn thing already.

Four Yorkshiremen

An skit originally written for "At Last the 1948 Show" which Cleese and Chapman both worked for. It was preformed with on the show with Marty Feldman! View that here. When the Pythons did a traveling tour it eventually got filmed as part of the "Live at the Hollywood Bowl" film. It's one of my favorites. For comparison here is Eddie Izzard, Harry Enfield, Alan Rickman, and Vic Reeves preforming the skit in tribute for amnesty international: here. What amazinges me most is it has it's own wikipedia entry: here.

Every Sperm is Sacred

This isn't exactly "rare", but It shocks me that people haven't really watched everything they can get their hands on. This is the zenith of Monty Python songs and it's from the early parts of "The Meaning of Life". Like all good things Pythonic, even this has it's on Wikipedia entry: here.

Salas Days

I wanted to close this with my favorite sketch. It says everything there is to say about Monty Python. I also learned in researching this that "Salad Days" is a term referring to one's youthful, carefree days. More info at Wikipedia: here.

Calvin Melts Minds



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Nov 10, 2007

What is the Monkeysphere?



The Monkeysphere is the group of people who each of us, using our monkeyish brains, are able to conceptualize as people. If the monkey scientists are monkey right, it's physically impossible for this to be a number much larger than 150.


This is an AMAZING article that breaks down why people just don't give a shit any more. It's very funny and smart, well worth the read. Go, do it, now.

On a side note, when did Cracked become a blog?

What is the Monkeysphere? | Cracked.com

Aliens Legos! YAY!



Brickshelf Gallery

Nov 9, 2007

OH GRANDMA!

(6:34:57 PM) wittendebbie: well drinkg is oky doky ya know
(6:35:30 PM) budhacronx: lol, I know, but that's the old joke about how the radio announcers got their deep voices, smoking, drinking, and drinking coffee
(6:37:18 PM) budhacronx: if you make the trip to morehead again this time, I can bring you to the radio sation
(6:37:28 PM) budhacronx: it's state of the art, really and truely, it's worth the time
(6:37:28 PM) wittendebbie: you who said the last but i agree with with deb .adrink now and again is worth the wait
(6:37:58 PM) budhacronx: I'M NOT A DRUNK GRANDMA

Oh Florida!



Check out what stupid Florida parents have let their kids swallow here. No, I'm not going to explain how the image is related either you know or you don't.

FARK.com: (3193267) Strange items Floridians have swallowed (with X-ray pic goodness)

Borat on the Election



While out promoting Borat: Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan and made this comment about the election:

"“I cannot believe that it possible a woman can become Premier of US and A - in Kazakhstan, we say that to give a woman power, is like to give a monkey a gun - very dangerous. We do not give monkeys guns any more in Kazakhstan ever since the Astana Zoo massacre of 2003 when Torkin the orang-utan shoot 17 schoolchildrens. I personal would like the basketball player, Barak Obamas to be Premier.”"


Borat Supports “Barak Obamas to be Premier” | /Film

For your Consideration...



John C. Reilly stars in a faux bio-pic about a rock star trying to regain his fame. How could it be that this actor best known for murdering people with his amazing acting is now my new hero Dr. Steve Brule?



Walk Hard Oscar Advertisment | /Film

"Reno 911!" at writer's strike



/Film | Blogging the Reel World

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Wondermark by David Malki ! - An Illustrated Jocularity.

This Bike is a Pipe Bomb



Nothing Nice to Say - the world's FIRST online punk comic

The Perry Bible Fellowship

The Perry Bible Fellowship

Nov 6, 2007

A commontary on my Lifestyle

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Nov 4, 2007

Halloween 07

Home Starrunner and gang's Halloween special!

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