A Message to Bruce Campbell

Alright, you're the Lord of the B-Movies. You're the coolest guy probably ever. When I met you, you told me "Jeff, you're not very scary." You were correct. Make the right decision. Make "Bubba Nosferatu". Paul Giamatti is begging you to do it. PAUL FREAKING GIAMATTI. The man is a acting machine. Did you see him in Private Parts?! He took a one dimensional character and turned it into something! Did you see American Splendor? Good Lord man, Paul Giamatti wants to be your Col. Tom Parker and you're getting cold feet? Get up, go get the moths out of the jump suit and do what you've gotta do!

Paul Giamatti waits for Bruce Campbell | /Film