Hair-Eating Woman Gets 10-Pound Hairball

Doctors recently took a 10-pound hairball from an 18-year-old woman after she came to them with pain and a 40-pound weight loss. The New England Journal of Medicine said the woman had been suffering with pain in her abdomen for about five months. Doctors found a mass there, and when they used a small camera, found that the hairball was taking up nearly her entire stomach. The patient said that she has a habit of eating her own hair, a condition called trichophagia. Doctors tried to use small incisions to remove the mass, but then had to go to traditional surgery to make sure the entire hairball was removed. The journal's report said the girl left the hospital after five days and was asked to follow up with a psychiatrist. Within a year, she had regained about half of the weight she lost and said she had stopped eating her hair.

Hair-Eating Woman Gets 10-Pound Hairball - Health News Story - WRC | Washington

DRUNK MOOSE

"He just has this goofy look on his face," said Rick Sinnott, a Fish and Game biologist who came to check on him and guessed he'd probably eaten too many crab apples from an old tree in Bernie's yard. "He's either drunk or in gastric distress."

EMPHASIS ON THE DRUNK MOOSE ON DA LOOSE!

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These marshmallow ghosties don't have time for your ennui.

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Princess Bean

This was too horrific not to share.

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Mr. T on 80's Fashion

This is what happens when you have the entertainment industry fueled by cocaine.

"She's a living United Nation." WTF, MR. T?

YouTube - Mr. T on 80's Fashion

Word To Your Preparedness!

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Southern Girl + Gun + Gas = Good Video

Girl With A Real Big Gun - Funny bloopers R us

AH-ha! The South! To paraphrase Orson Welles. Just like Henry Rollins says, "There's just something about a girl who knows how to lock and load." Which reminds me I should dig up that link to the "girls of the Israeli army" website. Hold on... Here it is!



Oy gevalt!!

Girl With A Real Big Gun Video

Bizarre Japanese Potato Chip Commercial

That dog suit hurts my brain.

Bizarre Japanese Potato Chip Commercial : Japan Probe

The Little Girl Giant

I have seen the end of the world, it started with a little girl.

YouTube - The Little Girl Giant

New Podcasts to Watch

Due to the Maximum coolness of Steve Middleton I have continued my search for shows currently doing good-old "sit down interview". I now have two wonderful offerings for you. Fire up your itunes, or juice, or whatever it is you use to catch podcasts, I've got three links for you.

The Sound of Young America
The show so good, Public Radio International picked it up about 3 months ago. Jesse Thorn did this stuff, pretty much out of his basement, Interviewing awesome people. And that's the point of the show, interviewing Awesome people. It's truly wonderful. Some recent Guests include: The Upright Citizen's Brigade, Ira Glass, Dan Deacon, Patton Oswalt, and They Might Be Giants. Depending on how much of a hipster you are, some names will mean more than others. This show is great, it's an audio broadcast, just wonderful.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/tsoya

The Smodcast
If you're a Kevin Smith Fan, hop on this shit, now. Kevin Smith and his Producer Scott Mosier Sit down and simply bullshit for an hour. Sometimes there's guests with Kevin like Jason Mewes or Kevin's wife, but it's always funny and good. If you don't like Kevin, then you won't care.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/smodcast

Tom Green Live
That's right, if you didn't know, Tom Green has been producing a full hour long VIDEO program. Interviewing some of the coolest people around right now. Some recent guests include: Judah Friedlander, Bob Saget, Tim and Eric, and Gene Simmons. But that's just a start, believe me. The show is fun, and get in on this early, it's going into syndication in January.
http://www.tomgreen.com/podcast/tgl.rss

Word To Your...

Found this new website, makes me happy.

WTY Makeover |

Seth Rogen & Elizabeth Banks in Kevin Smith’s Zack & Miri Make A Porno!

AT LAST! We know the leads for "Zack & Miri Make a Porno"! Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. Yay! Now make the damn thing!

Seth Rogen & Elizabeth Banks in Kevin Smith’s Zack & Miri Make A Porno | /Film

McG Set to Direct Terminator Salvation

It's official, it'll be garbage, just like anything else McG does. This is one Terminator film too many.

McG Set to Direct Terminator Salvation - ComingSoon.net

Math sux

The Perry Bible Fellowship

My brain just exploded.

"Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body. If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income."

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD.



Complete story here.

"It took us over a year to rescue her, because every time we went in with forest police and local officers we would be overpowered by the villagers, who simply would not give her up. They would threaten us with guns and knives with poison on them. In the end it took 35 policemen armed with AK-47s and other weaponry going in there and demanding that they hand over Pony. It was filmed by a local television crew and in the background of the film when we are unchaining Pony you can hear the madam crying hysterically, screaming, “They are taking my baby, you can’t do this!” There is no law enforcement in Indonesia so these people didn’t face any sentence or anything for what they had done."

Warren Ellis � This Happened On Your Planet