DRUNK MOOSE

"He just has this goofy look on his face," said Rick Sinnott, a Fish and Game biologist who came to check on him and guessed he'd probably eaten too many crab apples from an old tree in Bernie's yard. "He's either drunk or in gastric distress."

EMPHASIS ON THE DRUNK MOOSE ON DA LOOSE!

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