Summer 2009: Movie Rape Fest?

The summer 2009 movie season is shaping up to kick us all in collective teeth with it's mighty awesomeness.  I'm suspecting 2010 will be even better (what with Iron Man 2 and Thor slated for that summer) But here's a look of things to come.

April:
Crank: High Voltage

May:
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Star Trek
Bruno
Terminator Salvation
Drag Me to Hell
Up

June:
Land of the Lost
The Year One
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

July:
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
Funny People

August:
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

I'm pretty sure It'll be impossible to get out there and see all these, but Hell's yes.  Awesome summer is afoot.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Woops, I just had a geekgasam.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine Movie Trailer - What Do You Think? | /Film

Proof: Nintendo was Evil

Wow, this borders on the creepy.

/gamer � Blog Archive � Proof: Nintendo was Evil

The American Akira

I swear, this is my new favorite video.

VOTD: The American Akira | /Film

Steven Spielberg and Will Smith to Remake Oldboy?!

Damnit, just... Damnit.

Oh well, let us watch one of the greatest action scenes of all time.



Steven Spielberg and Will Smith to Remake Oldboy?! | /Film

Why The Hell Dennis Hopper Did That Mario Movie

I made a picture called Super Mario Bros., and my six-year-old son at the time — he's now 18 — he said, 'Dad, I think you're probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?' and I said, 'Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes,' and he said, 'Dad, I don't need shoes that badly.'

Hollywood: Why The Hell Dennis Hopper Did That Mario Movie

Ben Folds - You Don't Know Me

You Dont Know Me (featuring Regina Spektor)

Did you know Ben Folds only creates masterpieces of art, YOU BASTARDSHITS! Ben Folds + Time & Eric = Sex Explode in my pants.

New 300 Boxed Set

Daddy want. OH DADDY WANT.

Tropic Thunder

"Enjoyable for film fans, most people won't care, but Tom Cruise might have actually redeemed himself."

-BCX

Tropic Thunder (2008)

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

"A really good movie that got a "Dark Knight" crushing."

-BCX

"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

-Gaff (Blade Runner)

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

From Post Secret

I feel the same way.

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Bigfoot News

What the conference footage above lets you know is some background on the issue.



However, from Reuters:

One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis.

However, Beardy Man isn't deterred:

Biscardi said the DNA samples may not have been taken correctly and may have been contaminated, and that he would proceed with an autopsy of the alleged Bigfoot remains, currently in a freezer at an undisclosed location.

/gossip � Blog Archive � Bigfoot Press Conference

The History of Video Game Consoles and Handhelds

Ahhh, memories!

/gamer � Blog Archive � VOTD: The History of Video Game Consoles and Handhelds

Movie Review: Step Brothers

"Grown men acting like children will always be funny." -BCX

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Bernie Mac: Dead

I loved and still love the Bernie Mac Show. It was the best black family comedy maybe ever. So, let's all remember what piss and vinegar Bernie had.



Bernie Mac Is Dead | /Film