Sasha Baron Cohen is giving me a wonderful birthday present next year, even if it is a day late. "Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt" will be released May 15th, 2009. Again my prediction will be: I will love it, almost everyone else will hate it. People will say he's gone too far. Then again, by that time Who in the hell knows what America will be like? I didn't think I'd be playing 4 bucks a gallon and seeing California allow Gay marriage so what do I know?
Bruno Gets an Epic Summer Blockbuster Release Date | /Film
Jun 18, 2008
Bruno Sets a Release Date
Jun 17, 2008
Unholiest Film Moments
So, I was talking with someone the other day about moments in film that just make your skin crawl. I was referring to their as "Unholy".
The Prophecy
It took a long time to find this first clip, as it is one of my favorites. Please go watch this whole movie as it will rock your socks off. Forgotten masterpiece.
The Prophecy is full of great scenes, like Viggo Mortenson as Satan, the Devil, a former Lucifer, well, you get the idea.
Also: I couldn't find a clip, but here's another great mini-speach from Walken as the angel Gabriel:
"I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why. "
Wishmaster
You may disagree, but Wishmaster 1, 2, and 4 ROCK. Well, 1 & 2 Rock, 4 is just mearly OK. One contained nods to other horror greats. Robert Englund (Freddie), Kane Hodder (Jason), Ted Raimi (sam's brother), Angus Scrimm (Tall Man from Phantasm), and in this scene Tony Todd (Candyman).
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
An oldie, but a goodie: Leatherface presumably needs to make hu-burgers so, here it is, the meathook scene.
Quick question hot shot: did you see the hook go in her back?
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
Pinhead goes to church but I don't think he's in the mood to hear preaching. This one pretty much takes the cake.
While I'm not going to include any clips, any 30 seconds from part of the "August Underground" Trilogy counts as unholy. Go look it up for yourself.
The anti-climatic demise of Ultra Magnus
Can't stop thinking about this scene from Transformers the movie today:
YouTube - The anti-climatic demise of Ultra Magnus
Jun 16, 2008
Stan Winston is Dead
Who will build our monsters now? Cancer took him away. Let's take a little look at the great man's work, shall we? First a clip, it's just a slide show of a lot of his effects work. Plus, it's got "Nightwish" as the background music.
Next I want to show a piece of cinema history. This is a rare 1990 Teaser shot by Stan Winston with Arnold on an off Kindergarten Cop day. I remember this clip getting me all insane over T2. Even though, when I watched the first Terminator as a kid I got scared and ran and hid in my uncle's lap.
Lastly, we look at a project Winston directed and created effects for: "A Gnome Named Gnorm". This mind sticks out most in my mind because if the proclivity for references to boobs, butts, and hitting people in the testicles.
Stan Winston is Dead | /Film
Futurama Cast
It's like, almost everybody. Click on the pic for enbiggenment.
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Jun 14, 2008
Death Race Movie Trailer
JASON STATHAM DOESN'T MAKE A BAD MOVIE, IT FAILS HIM. If we're gonna talk in generalities: Chuck Norris is Jason Statham's bitch.
Death Race Movie Trailer | /Film
Jun 13, 2008
Jun 12, 2008
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Movie Trailer | /Film
David Fincher & Brad Pitt back together again. I'm with you, I totally hate the music in this trailer too. But trust me. It'd gonna be an art film you can stomach. SEEK IT OUT. SEE IT.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Movie Trailer | /Film
Jun 11, 2008
First Look: RoboCop Remake | /Film
I knew of a remake, and now this mock-up? They don't even have a director yet. (HEY HOLLYWOOD, I'M AVAILABLE.)
First Look: RoboCop Remake | /Film
American Babylon A.D. Movie Trailer | /Film
I was interested when I saw a teaser, but this trailer has me more interested now.
American Babylon A.D. Movie Trailer | /Film
Annals Of Anal Beads: Enjoy These Complimentary Anal Beads, Courtesy Of Fox Searchlight's 'Choke'
If you have read the book you know why this is extra funny.
Annals Of Anal Beads: Enjoy These Complimentary Anal Beads, Courtesy Of Fox Searchlight's 'Choke'
Bumblebee Dancing
Transporter 3 French Teaser Trailer
DO WANT.
Transporter 3 French Teaser Trailer | /Film: "Transporter 3"
Jun 8, 2008
Jun 2, 2008
Tropic Thunder Viral Video
Possibly the best part of the whole evening.
VOTD: MTV Movie Award’s Tropic Thunder Viral Video | /Film
Jun 1, 2008
K2: The King, The Kong, and the Ugly
This makes me want to get a "You're an asshole, Billy Mitchell" T-shirt even more.
VOTD: K2: The King, The Kong, and the Ugly | /Film
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